HA! Believe this one and Paco Industries has a bridge you can purchase. imam have major doubts, this will come to pass unless you spell the word p.i.e.c.e..

Al-Arabiya

Pakistan Taliban commander confirms peace talks

One of the sticking points (oopps) in these talks was pointedly (damn) brought to the forefront by virtual friend and extremely talented wordsmith Paco.

In addition to his Blog, Paco is the head of a worldwide conglomerate (emphasis mine) known as Paco Enterprises Inc. I am happily employed by Paco Enterprises Inc. and barely have enough time to sweep and clean the floors at HQ, before the next business day.

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An Islamic panjandrum has opined that women should stay away from bananas and cucumbers, lest they be overcome by lustful thoughts.
The thing about bananas is that, however phallic they may appear, you can never get away from the slapstick aspects. For example…

http://pacoenterprises.blogspot.com/2011/12/slippery-theology.html