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Oh-Ohhh. You are NEXT on the list to “pay for that wall. Mark my words”, Canada. Kinda’ better start saving up those Canadian dollars, if by some chance tRUMP is elected, Canada..

The Mexican border might be getting a lot of the attention because of Donald Trump’s wall proposal, but terrorism threats coming to and from Canada can be a cause of concern as well….[Full Story]

“I will build a great wall — and nobody builds walls better than me, believe me –and I’ll build them very inexpensively. I will build a great, great wall on our southern border, and I will make Mexico pay for that wall. Mark my words.”

The Canada–United States border
The terrestrial boundary (including small portions of maritime boundaries on the Atlantic, Pacific, and Arctic coasts, as well as the Great Lakes) is 8,891 kilometres (5,525 mi) long, of which 2,475 kilometres (1,538 mi) is with Alaska. Eight Canadian provinces and territories (Yukon, British Columbia,Alberta, Saskatchewan, Manitoba, Ontario, Quebec, and New Brunswick), and thirteen U.S. states (Alaska, Washington, Idaho, Montana, North Dakota,Minnesota, Michigan, Ohio, Pennsylvania, New York, Vermont, New Hampshire, and Maine) are located along the border.
The border between the United States and Mexico stretches 3,145 kilometers(1,954 miles), from the Gulf of Mexico to the Pacific Ocean. In some places, the border is only marked by a sign or a fence. In other places, the border is reinforced with barbed wire or tall steel barriers.

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Hilarious.

Gurka - the picture posted by the politician © Simone Stein-Lücke

Gurka ban: German mayor in a pickle after posting picture of cucumber ‘wearing Islamic dress’

https://www.rt.com/viral/357931-german-gurka-ban-pickle/

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Well, since barry done da’ deed wid Persia ans da’ Saudis snubs him, guess barry a shia, huh?

Saudi Arabia snubs President Obama at the airport

Apr 20, 2016 5:01 PM by John Sexton

“a relationship long lubricated by barrels of oil is now facing deep questions…”

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Now THIS Is Damn Funny. OH AND TRUE..

 

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Four Months after Pluto Flyby, NASA’s New Horizons Yields Wealth of Discovery

http://www.nasa.gov/press-release/four-months-after-pluto-flyby-nasa-s-new-horizons-yields-wealth-of-discovery

 

 

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World leaders are just ELATED being in the presence of barry greatness..

..SEE.

Chinese President Xi Jinping (L) listens to U.S. President Barack Obama during a joint news conference in the Rose Garden at the White House in Washington September 25, 2015. REUTERS/Kevin Lamarque

Xi’s U.S. profile dims in shadow of Pope

BEIJING/WASHINGTON – Chinese President Xi Jinping’s U.S. trip has – at least in terms of U.S. media coverage – been overshadowed by the wildly popular pontiff, raising questions over its timing and contrasting with the wall-to-wall coverage of Xi by Chinese media.  Full Article

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No Shit! OR as what is said in China 沒有媽的!

INDIGESTION

Man suffering from constipation for 10 years has 11-pound stool removed

Published August 31, 2015

A 27-year-old man who was suffering from severe constipation for 10 years underwent surgery to remove a large stool from his colon.

The unidentified patient was evaluated at Second People’s Hospital in Chengdu, China, after complaining of stomach pain, Central European News (CEN) reported. While he had been admitted for the same pain previously, doctors had been unable to diagnosis the cause.

A series of X-rays revealed that the patient’s heart had shifted to the right because his colon had swelled to twice the normal size, CEN reported. Doctors diagnosed him with congenital megacolon, which can cause paralysis of the movements of the bowel and can sometimes lead to fecal tumors.

Surgeons later removed an 11-pound stool that had lodged itself in the patient’s colon and caused his severe pain. He is currently in recovery, CEN reported.

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Awww Look, These two Lefty cream makers made them a Nuke Explosion Flavor

Ben & Jerry Promote Iran Nuclear Deal

http://www.breitbart.com/

SEE..

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