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Oh-Ohhh. You are NEXT on the list to “pay for that wall. Mark my words”, Canada. Kinda’ better start saving up those Canadian dollars, if by some chance tRUMP is elected, Canada..
“I will build a great wall — and nobody builds walls better than me, believe me –and I’ll build them very inexpensively. I will build a great, great wall on our southern border, and I will make Mexico pay for that wall. Mark my words.”
The terrestrial boundary (including small portions of maritime boundaries on the Atlantic, Pacific, and Arctic coasts, as well as the Great Lakes) is 8,891 kilometres (5,525 mi) long, of which 2,475 kilometres (1,538 mi) is with Alaska. Eight Canadian provinces and territories (Yukon, British Columbia,Alberta, Saskatchewan, Manitoba, Ontario, Quebec, and New Brunswick), and thirteen U.S. states (Alaska, Washington, Idaho, Montana, North Dakota,Minnesota, Michigan, Ohio, Pennsylvania, New York, Vermont, New Hampshire, and Maine) are located along the border.
Hilarious.
Gurka ban: German mayor in a pickle after posting picture of cucumber ‘wearing Islamic dress’
Now THIS Is Damn Funny. OH AND TRUE..
Posted by JP in HA!, Too Fucking Funny on March 19, 2016
No Shit! OR as what is said in China 沒有媽的!
INDIGESTION
Man suffering from constipation for 10 years has 11-pound stool removed
Published August 31, 2015
A 27-year-old man who was suffering from severe constipation for 10 years underwent surgery to remove a large stool from his colon.
The unidentified patient was evaluated at Second People’s Hospital in Chengdu, China, after complaining of stomach pain, Central European News (CEN) reported. While he had been admitted for the same pain previously, doctors had been unable to diagnosis the cause.
A series of X-rays revealed that the patient’s heart had shifted to the right because his colon had swelled to twice the normal size, CEN reported. Doctors diagnosed him with congenital megacolon, which can cause paralysis of the movements of the bowel and can sometimes lead to fecal tumors.
Surgeons later removed an 11-pound stool that had lodged itself in the patient’s colon and caused his severe pain. He is currently in recovery, CEN reported.