It wasn’t your cut cheese @ $49 a pound, it was your foil. Hilarious read..

Right Network: Dear Whole Foods: We’re through. It’s not me. It’s you. by Gerard Van der Leun in ‘Lifestyle’

Teaser Tidbit:

I suppose it was all of these things about you, building up slowly… and yet… and yet…. Whenever I’d leave you, after depositing a C-note or two in the register by the door, I’d think, “No more. No more. We can’t go on meeting like this.” But in a couple of weeks, my yearning for you would rise like the yearning I often have for a Korean massage. And I’d be back, slipping into your embrace, and always…. after scraping the detritus of my plate into the garbage a few hours later… I’d feel used. Even after a shower.

But today was it.

That’s enough. We’re over. Finito. Kaput.

 

Concerned that he will have Obamacare..

..OR owe MUCHO in additional taxes. Hosni decides to hold “talks”.

Mubarak proposes talks as opposition calls for massive protest

Another PUTZ..SCHUMER: THREE BRANCHES OF GOV’T ARE HOUSE, SENATE AND WHITE HOUSE..

Breitbart/Eyeblst Video: SCHUMER: THREE BRANCHES OF GOV’T ARE HOUSE, SENATE AND WHITE HOUSE

 

Senator Schumer… the House and Senate are both part of the same branch of government: the Legislative Branch.

Oh, and by the way… you sit on the Senate Committee that oversees the third branch: The Judiciary.

Where do they get these guys?

This PUTZ, can’t get snow removed from NYC streets..

Breitbart/Clip Syndicate Video: NYC MAYOR BLOOMBERG LAUNCHES UNDERCOVER GUN STING IN ARIZONA

New York Mayor Michael Bloomberg says undercover New York investigators illegally purchased semi-automatic pistols in Arizona, not long after the mass shooting in Tucson. He says it exposes a “dangerous gap” in federal gun laws.

Tip for you Mikey. Move to Israel and spend your probably ill gotten finances, protecting Jews, huh.

This Hanson guy is gonna’ make a name for himself, I tells ya’..

1979 Redux? By Victor Davis Hanson

Money line:

In short, at some point soon, we are going to have to come out and express our support for a non-Islamist constitutional state, period — without any Carter-esque talk of “moderate” Islamists.

Read the whole thing..

Two for Obi-Wan Kenobi, while tossing darts at the Egypt dartboard..

 

Report: Immigration law not enforced consistently ATLANTA (AP) – Some local law enforcement agencies, particularly in the Southeast, are turning over illegal immigrants who commit even minor offenses to federal authorities for deportation, while others are focused on deporting more violent criminals, according to a report released Monday. The…

 

 

 

Iran summons American woman for Feb. 6 trial TEHRAN, Iran (AP) – Iran has summoned an American woman to return to the country and stand trial on Feb. 6 along with two other Americans still in custody and accused of spying after crossing the border from Iraq, a judiciary spokesman said Monday. Their families say the Americans were just…

 

Prescience after the fact. What a gift! <—This is what is known as sarcasm..

Former President Carter guesses Egypt’s Mubarak ‘will have to leave’

“Carter calls Egyptian crisis ‘most profound situation in the Middle East since I left office’”

The former president, who performs work throughout the world for fair elections through The Carter Center in Atlanta, said this was not a revolution “orchestrated by extremist Muslims”.

“The Muslim brotherhood has stayed out of it,” Carter said.

Read more: http://www.ledger-enquirer.com/2011/01/31/1440918/former-president-carter-guesses.html#ixzz1CdIZ5Pq0

 

Look, a color coded terror alert system. How neat. Expect Egypt to become West Persia, with the whiz bangs we have in charge..

Russia Today: Duma talks threat levels as public grieves and gives

 

Incompanato Dumps It..

 

 

And the Russians pick it up..