Archive for category Holy Shit Batman!

Oh My John, NOW the Atheists, islammies, the Left and barry are gonna’ go Batshit Crazy..

First Bibi Netanyahu AND ThePope ?

POPE FRANCIS’ 1ST VISIT TO US

22m

House Speaker John Boehner says Pope Francis will speak to a joint meeting of Congress on Sept. 24 – @jamiedupree

 

2 Comments

AND from the ever popular ‘News You Can Use’ department..

The science behind everything you need to know about hangovers

http://www.foxnews.com/leisure/2014/09/04/science-behind-everything-need-to-know-about-hangovers/?intcmp=features

The Myths:

1. I Feel Like Death Because Alcohol Made Me Dehydrated.

2. Mixing Boozes Will Make You More Hungover.

3. Vodka Makes Me Less Hungover Than Other Spirits.

Leave a comment

Keeeyrist, can ya’ blame ’em?

When a very frequent ‘lounge’ “lizard” and I spotted a “bearded lady”, I had another drink, shook my head, mumbled ‘holy shit’ and walked, no, RAN away..

Male lizards tend to steer clear of bearded lady lizards

http://is.gd/lco8he

Trust science on this: Guys are generally not eager to mate with a high-testosterone bearded lady.  

But what goes on with other animals that share “male” ornamentation? Do the females pay a heavy price for aping the decoration of their sexual counterparts? If so, why would that trait survive?

Leave a comment

Ya’ know, Yakov Smirnoff as the Russian comedian who pumps his arms, exclaims ‘What a country’..

..Was absolutely correct. “What a country”. Where else in and on the Big Blue Orb, could a person, (Oh Hell, what’s that dudes name? Yeah the dopey lookin’ one, with glasses) as some have said, co-opt (see the definition of STEAL) an idea, name it Microsoft, then create something called Internet Explorer and THEN find out that Internet Explorer must have, 835,327 and ¾ PATCHES (and counting) AND BECOME AN EFFIN’ BILLIONAIRE!

You were and are right on target, Yakov Smirnoff. OH and the VODKA ain’t bad, either. ‘Cause I just tried to SHARE a previous post, ONE FUCKING TIME and wound up SHARING that post with half the population in PERSIA!

Should just buy an APPLE, but I’d eat the damn thing!

Leave a comment

And now, some really important stuff..

This is the True Love Tester bra, an “innovative bra” that “cannot be unhooked without true love.”
Ravijour – TRUE LOVE TESTER

http://www.buzzfeed.com/rachelzarrell/this-bra-that-only-unhooks-for-true-love-is-basically-a-chas

Leave a comment

Wouldn’t they make a lovely couple?

Henry Waxman

Joyce Carol-Oates

Leave a comment

Jimmy McMillan says: It’s To Damn Cold Outside!

Leave a comment

Oh-Oh. Hitler’s health insurance is cancelled And more..

Meet Hitler..

6 Comments

%d bloggers like this: