Oh My John, NOW the Atheists, islammies, the Left and barry are gonna’ go Batshit Crazy..

First Bibi Netanyahu AND ThePope ?

POPE FRANCIS’ 1ST VISIT TO US

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House Speaker John Boehner says Pope Francis will speak to a joint meeting of Congress on Sept. 24 – @jamiedupree

 

AND from the ever popular ‘News You Can Use’ department..

The science behind everything you need to know about hangovers

http://www.foxnews.com/leisure/2014/09/04/science-behind-everything-need-to-know-about-hangovers/?intcmp=features

The Myths:

1. I Feel Like Death Because Alcohol Made Me Dehydrated.

2. Mixing Boozes Will Make You More Hungover.

3. Vodka Makes Me Less Hungover Than Other Spirits.

Keeeyrist, can ya’ blame ’em?

When a very frequent ‘lounge’ “lizard” and I spotted a “bearded lady”, I had another drink, shook my head, mumbled ‘holy shit’ and walked, no, RAN away..

Male lizards tend to steer clear of bearded lady lizards

http://is.gd/lco8he

Trust science on this: Guys are generally not eager to mate with a high-testosterone bearded lady.  

But what goes on with other animals that share “male” ornamentation? Do the females pay a heavy price for aping the decoration of their sexual counterparts? If so, why would that trait survive?

Ya’ know, Yakov Smirnoff as the Russian comedian who pumps his arms, exclaims ‘What a country’..

..Was absolutely correct. “What a country”. Where else in and on the Big Blue Orb, could a person, (Oh Hell, what’s that dudes name? Yeah the dopey lookin’ one, with glasses) as some have said, co-opt (see the definition of STEAL) an idea, name it Microsoft, then create something called Internet Explorer and THEN find out that Internet Explorer must have, 835,327 and ¾ PATCHES (and counting) AND BECOME AN EFFIN’ BILLIONAIRE!

You were and are right on target, Yakov Smirnoff. OH and the VODKA ain’t bad, either. ‘Cause I just tried to SHARE a previous post, ONE FUCKING TIME and wound up SHARING that post with half the population in PERSIA!

Should just buy an APPLE, but I’d eat the damn thing!

And now, some really important stuff..

This is the True Love Tester bra, an “innovative bra” that “cannot be unhooked without true love.”
Ravijour – TRUE LOVE TESTER

http://www.buzzfeed.com/rachelzarrell/this-bra-that-only-unhooks-for-true-love-is-basically-a-chas

Wouldn’t they make a lovely couple?

Henry Waxman

Joyce Carol-Oates

Jimmy McMillan says: It’s To Damn Cold Outside!

Oh-Oh. Hitler’s health insurance is cancelled And more..

Meet Hitler..