Archive for category OOPS!

Here, hold my glass of Chablis while I crash this baby into the Eiffel Tower..

Civilians in Abandoned McDonald’s Seize Control of Wandering Space Satellite

Their mission control console is a refurbished flat screen and some parts found on eBay. Yes, this is really happening.

The McMoon team outside of mission control. (Photo via Google)

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They contracted with the same folks that set up barrycare..

Army Readying Driverless Tanks…

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2. You continue to use caffeine despite knowing it contributes to recurring physical or psychological problems for you (like insomnia, or jitteriness)..

Caffeine Use Disorder is a serious problem—and you’re probably suffering from it

Umm, just as long as an individual is NOT holding THIS, when you get the JITTERS, guess you’re safe. I think..

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Ah ah ah, Brady..

Brady: ‘I Could Care Less About Watching Super Bowl’… Word FAQs

Which is correct: I could care less or I couldn’t care less?

The expression I could not care less originally meant ‘it would be impossible for me to care less than I do because I do not care at all’. It was originally a British saying and came to the US in the 1950s. It is senseless to transform it into the now-commonI could care less. If you could care less, that means you care at least a little. The original is quite sarcastic and the other form is clearly nonsense. The inverted form I could care less was coined in the US and is found only here, recorded in print by 1966. The question is, something caused the negative to vanish even while the original form of the expression was still very much in vogue and available for comparison – so what was it? There are other American English expressions that have a similar sarcastic inversion of an apparent sense, such as Tell me about it! which usually means ‘Don’t tell me about it, because I know all about it already’. The Yiddish I should be so lucky! in which the real sense is often ‘I have no hope of being so lucky’, has a similar stress pattern with the same sarcastic inversion of meaning as does I could care less.

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Easy Peasy, give the dolt a water pistol to carry..

Pam Tharp / The Indianapolis Star, Indystar:
Indiana police chief accidentally shoots self at gun shop

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What the hell, huh Bezos? Important thing IS, you made a valiant attempt..


from AFP

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Two possibilities, San Diego. The “strange sound” warning OR stupid asses..



Strange Sound Reported in San Diego | NBC San Diego


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