Strange Happenings in These Here Mountains.

High Wind Warning AND Rain, with all the nice tall trees surrounding this place. BUT that is NOT the gist of THE “strange happenings”..

After cleaning out the fireplace and dumping remaining charred wood and spent ash, I took the ash bucket out to dump. Lo and behold, some sorry BASTARDS left 12 unopened cans of a 24 pack BREWSKI. AND, this place and the humble abode is rather difficult to find when one has no idea where they are, OR what CENTURY this is.

A pleasant and lovely day yesterday was, one of my Collies, I raise Collies and Pembroke Welsh Corgis, show AND pet quality. One of the Collies, a female Sable and White, named Tara, started barking and VERY protectively so, which of course led to a resounding HELL YEAH from the rest of the group. The Corgis DO (damn it!) the ankle biting, the Collies would and will take care of the rest of.

They vamoosed, after the barking AND the Beware of Dogs warning signs. What THEY did NOT know was the owner, ME, had and always do have IS, various items of protection OTHER than barking dogs . Such A Shame. LMFAO!

And yes, I do imbibe BUT THE Present that was left, Will Be Dumped

  1. #1 by JP on November 23, 2014 - 6:13 PM

    Tooo funny. I’d a chased ’em for sure IF ONLY, I had the sense gave Tara looked outside the fence and caught ’em red handed. After ‘What In The F Are You Doin’ Up Here!’. Their, he, she OR its answer could have determined MORE than a red hand.

    Wasn’t even a good beer, Bud Light. Cheap Bastids..

  2. #2 by Gregoryno6 on November 23, 2014 - 5:02 PM

    I would have thought a beer from a would-be burglar or dog thief (let’s assume the worst) would taste better than one you bought yourself. Or dd you chase them down the road demanding a bottle of Bombay Sapphire?

  3. #3 by JP on November 23, 2014 - 3:11 PM

    My fondest wish, Ike. lol.

  4. #4 by Ike Jakson on November 23, 2014 - 2:44 PM

    Rather save than turning into a corpse. You gotta be alive when the Bama gets his ass kixcked out of the WH.

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