Come on huh! There are plenty of jobs out there, 44 says so. Just practice, “you want fries with that order ?” Another one to get down pat is, “is this for here, or to go”..

20,000 APPLY FOR 877 JOBS AT AUTO PLANT…

Things you may need to be proficient with or in:

Mopology (advanced degrees only please)

Politically correct guide to the correct use of brooms

Trash, paper or plastic?

How to handle the irate dumpster diver

Wino’s and their habits

Apron tying (back or front?)

Hair net technology (for use in handling food stuffs)

Immediate Emergency First Aid knowledge (’cause sometimes it takes a while)

 

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